I have watched every episode of The Newsroom, out of morbid curiosity. I download episodes from BitTorrent and watch them in the airport and in hotel rooms when my cock has been beaten into submission.

Even including Jackass and Punk'd, I cannot recall a single hour of television more chockablock with people who deserve a swift kick in the teeth than The Newsroom. The only mildly sympathetic character on the show is Maggie's big-tits roommate Lisa, who doesn't grate because she's not a Master of the Universe like every other goddamn Sorkin character. Lisa works in a clothing shop, is nice to people, and is not prone to big speeches about Values.



Pictured: Maggie's big-tits roommate Lisa. Sorry I couldn't find an image of the tits.

The rest of 'em, Olivia Munn included, I wouldn't mind if they were swallowed up by a sinkhole. But Maggie and Jim must go first.