With apologies to Fartz, I would have put this in "50 Shades of Gay", but it would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

I've pulled all quotes from this thread where the poster has self-identified as a heterosexual male.

Digmen1:

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I'm hetro male so I cant comment on the sexiest.

But to me some dicks are ugly eg
Very veiny
Very short
Far too long
Too bendy
And too curvey

So I don't like looking at those ones, and If I was a girl, I would not want to work with one of those.

A normal straight 6 or 7 incher looks best to me.


mharris127:

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I really can't judge on sexiness of dicks being a straight man but Lexington Steele had a very straight, horse-sized dick that really stretched a woman's pussy. For those that frequent Kink sites Jack Hammer also has a pretty large, straight dick (with a vote of approval by Nicki Blue). Both are big, muscular guys that can probably bench press half of porn.


Cumshot_Master:

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I'm also a straight guy, but IMO the sexiest cock has to have all the right things:

- Bigger than average
- Not too big
- (Almost) completely straight (no curve)
- Not too thin
- Not too thick
- Nice big and round cock head
- Circumcized
- Big cumshot (definitely not a dripper)

Two names with a match for this are Jonni Darkko and Jack Mason (Killergram).
Their cocks are bigger than average, straight, have a normal thickness and a nice big and round cock head.
Both are circumcized, but I think Jack Mason has more lose skin than Jonni Darkko, so he can still stroke the head with some kind of

foreskin.

I'm uncircumcised myself and I always pull my foreskin back very tight to get as close to this as possible.
But I would give my left nut to have Jonni Darkko's cock as he's a little tighter circumcized than Jack Mason.
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