When you gets to the bottom of a box of wine and tilt it back to let some air in so that you can pour out more wine, it lets out a satisfying wheezy sound.

Also, the psychowhateverthefuck effect you get from absinthe supposedly comes from a substance called thujone. It's allowable in the 'real absinthe' that they now let you import into the U.S., but the quantity of thujone limited to a very small amount. So we don't actually have 'real absinthe' here. Sorry, Gia's unnamed boyfriend.