Hair's nothing but protein, plus it tastes better raw.

I think only the European absinthe is "real". I understand that the domestic stuff is pretty potent abv- wise. Outrageously spendy tho.

Sort of on topic. Got an email from a guy who wanted me to make him a tomato waterpipe from a Maker's Mark Costco sized bottle with me supplying the bottle. Quoted him $90. Haven't heard from him since. Go capitalism!