This drink order is going straight to the Things To Not To-Do List: Double Bookers bourbon on the rocks. It turns out that shit is like 130 proof. Luckily it was the last drink of the night because it caused a total blackout 10 minutes after I finished it. I woke up to find the usual trail of clothing & belongings that lead from my front door to the couch where I finished disrobing and passed out.

I'd like to take the night off tonight, but one of my friends just texted to say he's going barhopping to shoot promo videos with the Budweiser girls for the upcoming NFL season.
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.