This line busted me up. Diction, grammar, vocabulary, all perfect in the context of...sisters...eating each other out.

"The Stevens girls assiduously avoided direct contact with each others' vulvae."

-- Rear Admiral
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

-- Rear Admiral