I made an awesome and easy tomato soup yesterday. This recipe is easy enough that not even Alex Panzer could fuck it up. The ingredients should be available anywhere and everywhere:
Panzer-Proof Cream-of-Tomato Soup
Two cups of chicken stock One cup of heavy cream One stick of butter (see where this is going?) A fistfull of finely chopped-up fresh basil One teaspoon of sugar Two cans of diced tomatoes Three fresh tomatoes, diced