Started drinking rum at 3pm yesterday while watching a ballgame. Dozed off and woke up at 9pm all bright-eyed, thinking that I'd slept thru the whole night and that it was morning. Then at 10pm when I was about to make breakfast, I realized it was getting darker outside instead of lighter. So I started drinking again and repeated the process and now it really is 9am.
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.