We should come up with awesome wrestling-style names like Crusher Lewis, or Dangerous Donny Doleville. The biggest problem I have with this, Jerky, is doing it in a small apartment with my kid in here. It would have to be late-night. Pre-recorded, perhaps? We could also create fake characters to call in, and do skits and fake fucking commercials, as well. Put a real comedy spin on it. I haven't let the creative juices flow in quite some time, so I'm stoked to hopefully come up with something.