The votes for giving Joey Ryan a contract are like 88% in favor right now. If they're giving that Silva shrimp a contract for getting his ass handed to him in a weak squash match with Robbie E., than Ryan should definitely get it for putting on a nice little fun spot-fest with Aries.

How stoked are we for Brooke Hogan coming to TNA? I think if TNA enters the "Garret Bischoff/Brooke Hogan" era, I might start believing in Mayan Prophecies and all that shit.