I can image poop accidents are more common than we think, but not a full-blown (pun intended) blast of yoohoo.

The only thing worse I can think of is having such a lack of a moral compass that you actively plot to get like-minded revenge. It's the porn version of the lex talionis.

BTW it looks like all 3 of their scenes were from Elegant Angel, so send lots of emails to Patrick Collins and ask for this to be...ahem...released. This company should have a permanent sales rep in SFV http://moviprep.salix.com/