^^^ Brendan: Just. Fucken. Stop.

It's embarrassing. Not to you, you're incapable of it. But to the rest of us.

Yes Brendan, you're an embarassment to a fucken bukkake board. I know that makes you feel elite, but it ain't.

Do you even work with JM anymore? If not, how much will it take for us to pay you to go away? I'm being quite serious here. A wise woman once told me that nearly everything is fixable, so goddamnit, let's get you fixed.