Late to the dance here. Just a few observations:

Heart Peace Sign or bird foot. Doesn't matter. Horrible work either way.

"Mopefight". I think I'd pay to watch mopes fight. Or at least get it free on YouTube. yeah. Free fo' sho'.

I love the Velvet guy. Things are rapidly swerving toward a station wagon full of nuns, and he's just calmly giving out her Twitter info. Nerves of steel, he has.

Skittles would be best. While M&Ms may not melt in your hand, colon insertion might void that warranty. Plus the mess might look...er, confusing. Right up Panzer's alley, but not for the weaker of us.