I'm gonna just answer in human English. It turns out there may be a more effective way of doing this. I remembered that I have a small glucose sprayer to treat hypoglycemia, so I read the instructions for that. It recommends spraying towards the inside of the cheeks so the solution is absorbed thru the skin. I might try that with booze later. Under the tongue would probably also work. My reasoning is that sometimes I want a quick buzz but don't want to get wasted.