I drank lots of everything last night, but I was keeping myself in control. I was even being a bit of a good Samaritan. For some reason, the bar let in this droopy-faced native woman who had her own sports bottle full of who-knows-what.

And she sits down at the bar and immediately starts trying to sneak her hand over and crab-walk all the bartender's tips away. I caught her, but they still didn't kick her out. She left later own her own, wheeling away a large carry-on bag full of (again) who-knows-what.