Went to Gossip in Hell's Kitchen with Heather Pink. We killed half a plate of vegan nachos together. Then her bf and my bf dropped by and we went to Rick's Cabaret in midtown. For such a high caliber club, we were unimpressed with the level of talent. Um hi, you're a stripper at a high end club...GET A GYM MEMBERSHIP. I saw only 2 girls that would've made it past auditions back when clubs had standards. Heather got a dance from one of the hot ones. I thought she was Japanese, but she was from Uzbekistan. I can't believe these girls were half my age and had guts spilling out over their sides. And how about, if you're chunky AT LEAST GET SOME BIG FAKE TITS. Anyway, I had a Ketel1 on the rocks. Just 1. I'm a lightweight these days. One drink and I'm finished.