I grew up with the grandson of the most famous jew in Alaska, David Green of David Green's Master Furriers. They sell fur coats and shit. People up here think they're royalty.

When my sister had her first kid, the people at the baby store were boasting about how the Green's had bought the same crib or some such shit. The guys who did the glass tiling in my house said basically the same thing about their tile work.

Also, when I was in the health food store buying my organic chicken, the girl ahead of me was clearly a Jewish American Princess. She had a $10 discount punch-card that you get to use if you spend enough money on vitamins. She was like, "Why can't I use it if I give you an extra dollar?!? I want my discount!" The cashier eventually just gave up and gave her the $10 off.