Congratulations, America! In the same breath that you call out other nations (China, Syria, Afghanistan, etc.) for human rights, you will try to nominate a churchy wacko to tell you what you can watch. If you are a lesbian who wants to marry, you don't have equal rights. If you are straight and you want contraception for your health, you don't have equal rights. If you're a pregnant woman who wants an abortion, you're going to be forced to undergo unwanted procedures like transvaginal ultrasound wand probing. Saudi Arabian women cannot drive cars so they don't have "freedom." Wake up, you morons, because you are far from free, too.

You will take my starfish pics from my cold, dead, lubed hands.