Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
That reads like a guide to hobby chemistry so far.
Granulated and dried or powdered garlic and onions if the fresh stuff is so much better. Nah.
Some obscure seasonings probably pumped with monosodium glutamate and other artificial nonsense. No.
Cooking actual food with actual ingredients would be a possibility. Or Raven Alexis for real.


I know, and you're right. But honestly, I don't always have the time to put on a production. I've got pipes to build. Like with garlic. It's going to involve processing it, cuz I don't use bottled. That takes time. And in the episode of Bong Wars being filmed in my head, I'm on a fucking deadline. And the one in my fake reality show is as contrived as the deadlines on American Chopper. I don't owe you fucking people anything!!!

What were we talking about? Yeah, it's not fresh and...well, of any nutritional value, but it tastes good, does the job. What can I say? You got me.
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