Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Get a reader. Then you don't even have to wait for them.


Somehow I don't think the following will ever become part of popular culture.

Nook 'em Dano
Who uploaded the Nook of Love?
I could Twitter a Kindle about it
Throw the Kindle at him


Is Elvis Costello ever going to sing Everyday I Upload the Nook?
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I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules