Not offended in the least, friend. Just fuckin' with you.

On a side note, right after I posted that, I was smoking in the foyer here at work, and I ripped a good one and clowned out the entire small space. After I finished my smoke, not one minute later, a semi-hot chick came in and HAD to have walked right through my cloud of doom. She was stoked with my information that Silicone lube is ideal for anal and went ahead and bought a sample. She takes it in the ass.

I love my job. I get to fart on semi-hot chicks then help them with their anal needz.