I always stayed away from gin, because old gin drunks looked much older than their years. Dude's 53, looks like he's 75.

I try and stick w/ beer, because the extra calories keeps me youthfully plump. Like Zsa Zsa said, there comes a time in a woman's life where she has to choose between her face and her body. I am not a woman, but I like my face youthful. I am at my happy weight, and the beer belly isn't in the top 5 of reasons chicks keep away from me.