Sorry, man, nothing directed against you personally, but this is the cage and those two sentences were like listening to somebody drag their fingernails across a chalkboard.

fungus is to bacteria as trees are to kangaroos.

... and while vaginitis may have been the most appropriate choice for this forum, you could have easily substituted several other conditions after reversing the cause and effect sentence structure (i.e. vaginitis doesn't form candida).


I know, I know, this post was a bit of a dick move. But I swear I couldn't control myself. I guess I need a drink.





P.S. we're all covered with fungus and bacteria, and as an old mentor of mine used to say, "My boy, the ENTIRE world is covered by a thin patina of feces."