Had a few Guinness while we went to go support Jenna Haze dancing at the Red Parrot. I had not been to a strip club in almost six years so it made it that much more exciting.

First show she played with my boobies and thanked me for letting her use them and second show she shoved my face in her hoohah and humped it real good. The boys got jealous. Super hot!

I'm just sad that cameras aren't allowed but it's all good.

Guinness at a strip club, fuckin' awesome. I don't remember having this in Cali.