Nice to see my sexy boyfriend make a guest appearance here.

No, people, I didn't give him a background on the xpt'ers. From me, he knows the gist of this place and how it's different than other porn boards. Actually, he didn't know porn boards existed but he wasn't shocked. I've mentioned an old xpt incident to him or he's overheard it on my phone conversations, but he isn't familiar with the cast of characters, and it all creates the same look in his eyes as when someone tries to explain Days of Our Lives to me. It's one big blur and you don't care, but you're trying to stay awake to look dutifully attentive because it's your friend's grandma talking.