Originally Posted By: Jerkules
OK, you keep dropping "my boyfriend" all over the joint, obviously beaming that you found someone worthy of your vagina. Tell us a little about him.

Has he been given the gift of you chocolate starfish?


Anal, yes sometimes. He's more into pussy.

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I don't expect you to tell us his occupation, so what does he do for fun, besides watch porn in theaters with you?


He's a total cinephile. Mostly 70s slasher/gore films, Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci, Nishimura, early 80s softcore like Emmanuelle and skinamax type stuff, 70s porn (for the story and the sex), some early 80s porn. As for music, he likes various punk genres, glam rock, T.Rex, Jayne County, Runny, GG Allin...surely, I'm missing tons of stuff here because I haven't heard of it. Mostly, he doesn't have hobbies and thinks most things suck.

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Where did you meet?


Union Pool. Brooklyn.

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Does he eat human food, or the oddball diet you somehow survive on?


Vegan except for fish and an occasional slice of pizza. He won't kiss me after I eat steak tartar at Orsay with Heather Pink. We pretty much have same diet except I eat meat sometimes.

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Is he white?


Of course

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How long did you hold out before you blew him? How bout fuck?


Sex on 5th or 6th date. I gave him head the second time we had sex.

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What do you do that annoys him the most?


Great question! Meat, plastic surgery, tardiness.

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What did you get him for X-Mas? Unless he's a Jew, then what did you get him for H-kah?


Kindle Fire