OK, you keep dropping "my boyfriend" all over the joint, obviously beaming that you found someone worthy of your vagina. Tell us a little about him.

Has he been given the gift of you chocolate starfish?

I don't expect you to tell us his occupation, so what does he do for fun, besides watch porn in theaters with you?

Where did you meet?

Does he eat human food, or the oddball diet you somehow survive on?

Is he white?

How long did you hold out before you blew him? How bout fuck?

What do you do that annoys him the most?

What did you get him for X-Mas? Unless he's a Jew, then what did you get him for H-kah?
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral