Hi Gen. You seem like a cool cat (pardon the pun), but my owner Bree Olson is basically leaving me to die in the Indiana cold. Is there any chance I could hop a freight car out to L.A. and stay with you a while? I swear I'm hella-house-trained and would be a very loving companion. I know you might not want me forever, but just give me a chance in L.A., and I know good things will happen to both of us.