With Mopez not around, Monica gets the title of Top Chop.

How about some pics of candy canes in yer holes? Actually for New Years, we'd like a noise maker in your butt. Light color to get the contrast, and if you post a video clip of you farting and it unfurling and making noise, I'll PayPal you the 20 bucks you get for a cam show. You can trust me, I am an honest perv. It is one of my flaws.

Something along the lines of this.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral