Had half a six-pack of Pyramid Snow Cap ale. Then an entire bottle of 10 Cane Rum. Then half a bottle of Maker's 46 Bourbon. Went to a strip club and wound up just talking to the girl who was tending bar. Woke up on my living room floor and somehow had more money in my pocket than I did when I left the house. None of it was in my wallet either. Just a big wad of money in my front pocket.
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.