let me think.
1.lean up against your bed or couch so that youre more or less upside down while banging yourself with a double dong and sucking the other end.

2.carve the longest fattest cucumber you can find to look like a dick and take some pics of you fucking yourself and then licking it before making a salad with it.

3.go to big lots or the 99 cent store and grab some cheap barbies or knock offs and try to see how many you can stick in your mouth,pussy,and ass at the same time.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage