My asshole neighbors with the two teenage wigger kids got evicted and they left their Hibachi on the front porch.

Mine now.

Grilled up some sirloins last night, and am going to bust out some chicken breast tonight. The biggest problem is it leaves Mrs. Fartz inside to take care of the sides, which could have horrible ramifications.

While I was grilling the steaks, my other neighbor who is from Trinidad and is just about the coolest motherfucker I've ever met in my life came home and was super-stoked to see that I had the grill going on a cold November night. So stoked in fact, that he smoked a fat doobie with me, then used the grill for his own ribeyes and cleaned it out afterward. Life is good.