Except for the prolapsing, which is completely gross, I find Amy Brooke to be pretty hot. She's got a great little body and absolutely no self-respect. Together with her (rumored) drug habit, I find those traits well-nigh irresistible.

My net worth is about a cool million. My dream is to find a skank like Amy Brooke and see if we can drug it all away before the Reaper takes us.