I've thought about it, believe me.
On a serious note, I remember staying at the worst hotel room in Tijuana, close to Adelita Bar. It was about $16 for the night. A male-to-female transexual was the front desk clerk. I was shaken down for a tip when brought up to the room, which was a converted utility closet with no windows and reeking of thick, lead-based paint. At 3am, someone stumbled into the room. I freaked out, wondering how the fuck their key worked on my door!
I caught my flight out in the morning and never looked back.