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Quite the needy, long winded request there! Might I cut out my butthole for you as a souvenir too?


Long winded OK, but needy...no.

Would the butthole come FdEx or USPS? FedEx tanning it might still be an option. USPS I'm afraid it will have deteriorated to the point freezing it would be my only choice. Then when friends come over I have to go all the way to the kitchen to show them Gen Padova's asshole.
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You can’t be a pimp and a prostitute too. -some song I heard...


I'm like: 'Is it even legal to say that?' Then I realized we were grown men."