Lawler don't drink or do drugs, he loves 3 things: drawing cartoons, money and young pussy. According to his cousin, the Honky Tonk Man, Lawler is a pedo. He started shtupping Miss Kitty, when she was a 17 y/o ring rat (groupie) in Memphis. There are other stories before and after her, but he got her a job w/ WWF so he didn't have to pay to fly her around to fuck him.











Lawler short changed so many guys on payouts when he was running Memphis, they took turns shitting in his crown on Lawler's first night in WWF.