Whenever I catch a salmon, I always bonk it on the head with a giant wooden fish bonker (which we refer to as Dirk Diggler). Anyway, I seem to have a knack for bonking the fish just right so that one of their eyes pop out of the socket. That's what her twitter wallpaper pic reminds me of.
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