Canada doesn't have free speech.

Listen Brando, I understand you're desperately seeking human attention, the kind you don't have to pay for, but my life is full and rich except for the few hours I'm at work with nothing to do because Obamanomics has halted the economic engine of the world.

Go to your local pound and get a dog if you're this lonely. A dog doesn't care that you're a misogynist loser, who is completely incapable of maintaining a human relationship. It won't judge you for being too short, too stupid, too bald, or too gay. Just don't fuck it, when you're running low on hooker cash. Then you'd have to start giving it valtrex or others would know.