Originally Posted By: paperchase
Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Parasites consume their hosts. I, on the other hand, paid your ungrateful Uncle Sam hundreds of thousands of tax dollars. Your government sucked on my teat. This is the real cause of my man boobs.


I've never seen your returns, but based on your pathetic evasions here, and your overall cheapness, I'd say you would be one of the most likely mopes to cheat on his taxes.
Brandon Irons is too mentally deficient to actually complete a tax return by himself. Instead, he'd pay a fake accountant like Shy Love to cheat on his taxes.