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I've been watching Jimmy Stuart movies
Shenandoah The Far Country Broken Arrow The Man From Laramie Bend of the River The Cheyenne Social Club
Harley Sullivan: Do you know how to make Indian whiskey, John?
John O'Hanlan: No, Harley.
Harley Sullivan: Well, you take a barrel of Missouri River water and a couple of gallons of alcohol and some strychnine to make them crazy, and tobacco to make them sick. An Indian wouldn't figure it was whiskey unless it made him sick. Add a few bars of soap to put a head on it and then a half-pound or so of red pepper to give it a kick. Put some tumbleweed in, boil it until it turns brown, and that's Indian whiskey.