Turn on computer. Gen on the water wheel. Reminds me of the movie Flawless with elements of District 9 worked in. damn her. did anyone really believe that michael caine - a janitor - could really convince Demi Moore to steal, ready for this, DIAMONDS. what an ass.

the problem with so-called "bondage" you see around is they always try to show things in ultradramatic terms. it's bad parody. circus noise is all it is. some old guy with white hair and a ponytail tying a hundred knots real tight for three hours because he's the Master of Darkness. might as well call himself michael caine for all the good it does, total bullshit.

no, the real bondage happens in the darkest corners and you don't even know about it. the mormon june cleaver thing next door with dolleyes that kisses the kids goodnight and retires into a small cardboard box to play hostage or whatever and she loves it in there. also, biker gangs. and michael moore. how many sunday nights last month had Moore driven the lazy cart to the refrigerator, trying to calm his anxiety & anger over our spontaneous Bin Laden joy with a Reuben extra sauerkraut?

such an oldthink concept anyway.