So one of my friends just got out of rehab and quit her job as a bartender. I told her that in a movie she would now either turn to a life of crime or become a superhero. I suggested she become BatWhore. And then my own superhero character would be someone who has to get drunk first before I can fight crime. My name would be Liquid Courage. BatWhore would call me LC for short. Once per episode I'd get frustrated with her and tell her to shut her whoremouth. I think the BatWhore signal would prolly alternate between a set of giant boobs and some spread legs. And at the end of every episode, my (now sober) character would have to go around apologizing to people for the things I have done. "I'm so sorry...."

P.S. I am drunk right now.