Originally Posted By: paperchase
Counselor, I pounded four beers and then mowed my lawn. Assuming I stayed on my own property, am I still at risk for a MWI charge?



In Connecticut? I think it depends on how high your fence is. No, wait, that's whether or not you can fuck whores on your freshly mowed lawn.

I'd ask Da Burglar. He's the expert on moving violations involving non-traditional vehicles in New England.