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I title this Breakfast at Sam Ash.

This is the ugliest guitar in the world. Forgot what brand, but there it was hanging in the cheapo isle face down for all the world to see it's faux Gucci markings. I picture a total barbie looking porn chick playing this. The kind that rolls a Bentley and blasts Lil Wayne at valet. But anyway, this is my latest pic. Shot 3 days ago. Cuz you people asked.

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What's with the claw? Is your right hand the only part of you that ages?

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Must have been holding the dead chicken in that hand during the ceremony.