I like the part: ...make photocopies of these documents...just hit an Office Max, Office Depot, or Kinkos really quick and lay them on the copier!

Wow, they don't have it enough together to get a cheap inkjet scanner/printer combo for like $80 at Office Max or Office Depot.

How about: * No production crew on site...Just you and Tony, a very private experience. No, there won't be 10 drooling guys waiting around to see a free peep-show.

No wonder you don't have to worry about getting caught, Tony ain't going to release the video. This is his way getting girls to turn tricks without them thinking they are turning tricks.
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"I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People