What do 113 loads look like as they arc in orgasmic ecstasy towards the open mouths of babes who just can’t say no? Watch A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON #2 and find out. Released through JM Productions, it’s available now. Details at www.jerkoffzone.com .

Enjoy this classic cum-swallowing extravaganza and do not miss the opening cum cocktail. It goes off without a single cut when the sperm starts to fly! It is the porn equivalent to Romanian gymnast Nadia Comaneci's perfect 10 score on the uneven bars at the 1976 Summer Olympics in Montreal, which she followed with 6 additional flawless performances. Sure, you will say, “But Nadia was 14 when she accomplished that feat!” To which I would reply, “You are one sick fuck, Sir! All models in A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON #2 are over 18.”

Now cut the crap and go watch these oral Olympians perform flawless swallowing. Citius! Altius! Fortius! Baron de Coubertin wants you to jerk off faster, shoot your load higher, and cum stronger than you ever did before. Go for gold…fine. Just don’t go for the eyes. The ladies absolutely hate it.

On a side note, those viewers able to visit the Sherman Oaks Galleria at Sepulveda Boulevard and Ventura Boulevard can look in the parkade for the outline of Aurianna's stomach-cleansing sperm purge. I drove her, post-scene, to The Cheesecake Factory to celebrate her personal cumswallowing accomplishment but the party had to wait a few minutes as she opened the car door and vomitted her main course. All I could do was stand by and observe curious onlookers stare at the contents of her stomach painting the parking space a ghastly shade of off-white. In all honesty, the colour of her vomit resembled a slice of plain cheesecake, leading me to wonder if Aurianna was the true Cheesecake Factory.

And now you know the truth behind the glamour of hardcore pornography.

N.B. Aurianna is on the back cover, top right, 7 loads lighter.