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maybe you should write another one of your parodys to attract the whores. that always worked so well didn't it?.




Yeah. Those really suck…


Say, hey there, Mister?
Spare a transistor?
I don’t own a thing anybody would steal.
You might think it’s cheesy,
But drifting is easy
When all that you’ve got’s in a house on four wheels.

Wasting away again in Drunken Charinville
Tube o’lube, Gag Factor and dog.
Ain’t had no beers for the last twenty years
But you know, my mind’s still a fog.

I’ll call you a racist
Even though the claim’s baseless
Judgments are easy to pass from my cross.
But I look at you fellas
And start to get gellus
Wishin’ that I could go back on the sauce

Wasting away again in Drunken Charinville
Tube o’lube, Gag Factor and dog.
Ain’t had no beers for the last twenty years
But you know, my mind’s still a fog.

I have no decorum
On the Porn forum
Lecturing pervs ‘bout society’s ills.
I’m frequently slandered
For my double standards
But I tune it out with a handful of pills.

Wasting away again in Drunken Charinville
Tube o’lube, Gag Factor and dog.
Ain’t had no beers for the last twenty years
But you know, my mind’s still a fog.