People, people. A little respect, please. This is Mom we're talking about here. She's saving us. She has important things to say. Based on gubmint websites and college professors. Plus her own weed hazed recollections. And 3 valid independent sources. She's CSI, Criminal Minds, NCIS and Superfly all rolled into one.

But, for some reason, she can't give a direct answer to Elli's new daddy. That's OK. She doesn't need facts. She has love. New love. Endless and evergreen.

Barry