i pictured this wheel of cheese in yellow lingerie and she's sitting in a beanbag chair rubbing oil into her chest and there we are having the sweetest phone sex

well, there was about a split second worth of silence and she's waiting for me to laugh like she got off a good one...i'm just staring at the phone and way deep inside of me there's a voice and the voice is saying 'Bitch I'm a STAR, bow down hoe.'

bye bye ghouda <click>