FreeOnes Party--The Blog 04/06/2010



Headed out to Beverly Hills along with my record exec date to the FreeOnes Party at Aqua Lounge. It was an interesting night to say the least. We got there and had to walk down a huge flight of stairs to get to the tiny red carpet that was hosted by Sunny Lane. Saw Chuy of the Chorizo Brothers who is always happy to see me (maybe a little too happy, LOL). The place was so tiny and even at 10pm we felt wedged in--by 12:30, it was just insane with the amount of people in the joint. And apparently, the Spyders played at 9pm to an empty room. Also for a place that's so upscale, they had crappy beer. Yes, no Stella.

Here are a few highlights of the evening:
-Met Sophie Dee and her husband, Lee Bang--Sophie should have taken the award for #1 place for Miss FreeOnes. But, she knew she wasn't going to win. She is so cute and nice and a really amazing girl. Bree Olse ended up taking 1st place, BTW.

-Joanna Angel flagged me down to say hi. Another super cool chick who makes an effort to remember people, even though I'm not her publicist.

-My client, Kelly Divine, showed up with her manager, Andre, and looked amazing and of course, everyone wanted to talk to her. Got to meet this photographer who shot some amazing pics of her.

-Megan Stokes was there with her new husband--haven't seen her in forever. What was cool was that I finally got to catch up with her, give her the gossip and thank her--without her I would not be a publicist because she pushed me to do it and work for Shane's World, my first PR gig.

-I won an XPEEPS I WOULD FUCK ME tee. I'm so going to cut it up and sport that shit on the streets. Can't wait to see the looks on people's faces.

- Gia Jordan was there and giving me tips on how to take photos. And this guy, Scott, who is stalking her and always asking if I know where she is was there and hella happy to see her. I told him that I think she only likes girls. Somehow, that further motivated him to keep his eye on the prize. Gia might be shooting one of my clients for a major magazine--we shall see.

- Virtu Mike outted me for no longer being one of his people (AKA a Jew)--it's not like being Black, you can give it up.

-I ran into this guy who took an amazing photo of me like 3 years ago that I use all the time--got to thank him too.

-Arnold Schwartzenpecker started talking to us and he was tanked very early in the night. I kept remembering all the stories one director told me about how he's a 2-minute man in blowbang and gangbang scenes. Then, my date insisted I give him my card. I hope he loses it.

- I think I actually saw Monstar smile, but don't tell anyone.

- Roy Karch, the Director, was telling me that I took the best pic of him and Kasey Grant at the XBIZ Awards on his iPhone and how much he loves it.

-Other people there were Dana DeArmond, Craven Moorehead, Tom Bryon, Evan Seinfeld, Bree Olsen, Porno Dan, Ron Jeremy, Kagney Linn Carter, Eva Angelina, Kasey Grant and Lupe Fuentes.

We left early, around 12:30, and Ben English/Derek Hay/Mr. LA Direct was leaving with one of his girls. I'm sure it was an early night for a lot of people. Before we headed home, we hit the 101 for a late night dinner that was more like breakfast--awesome way to end the night out.